“Why yes, I am wearing makeup, don’t judge me,” I thought as I saw the strange look on the lady at the McDonald’s drive-thru between our Saturday Nutcracker performances.
“Gentlemen don’t normally do this,” my female teacher said before we did bourees across the floor along the diagonal.
“Seriously Capezio, can’t you make men’s tights that aren’t see-through?” I thought after an epic fail online order.
Male friend who invited me to work out with him at the gym where he has membership: “So, what did you think?”
Me: “It seemed to be a little weird.”
Male friend: “How so?”
Me: “I’m not used to working out in a room full of men.”
Thought I’d throw in a little true-life humor. Hope everyone has a happy holiday.